Певец, автор песен и актёр, бывший участник группы Take That. За характерный тембр голоса и манеру исполнения Элтон Джон назвал Уильямса «Фрэнком Синатрой XXI века».
Hail Keanu,
Intuition asks -
“What is something you believe that most people don’t talk about?”
Well… I don’t believe with a big B.
But I think all sorts of things people would deem the domain of the lunatic are… possible. Small p.
Want a list of things I think are at least on the table?
You’re having one anyway.
Angels/Jesus/UFOs / UAPs (whatever we’re calling them now)/Ghosts / Spirits/Poltergeists/Hauntings/Shadow people/Residual energy / “stone tape theory”/Alien abduction/Greys, Nordics, Reptilians/Men in Black/Crop circles/Ancient aliens / intervention theory/Loch Ness Monster/Bigfoot / Sasquatch/Mothman/Chupacabra/Jersey Devil/Yeti/Telepathy/Telekinesis/Remote Viewing/Astral projection/Lucid dreaming/Past lives / reincarnation/Time travel/Time slips/Déjà vu/Parallel universes/Simulation theory/Demons / Entities/Near-death experiences/life after death/Karma/Synchronicity/Consciousness beyond the brain/Energy fields / auras / Psychedelics as access points / Interdimensional beings /Quantum consciousness… Even Fucking Mermaids.
Hold on.
Not actually fucking them. You know what I mean!
Look.. I’m not saying, “This is real.”
I’m just saying, “I’m not sure it isn’t.”
So… two little “the universe is having a laugh” moments from a week last Friday….
I’m writing some lyrics (a rap, actually ) and I mention a certain company.
Very niche. Not something you’d casually know. Not something I’ve ever said out loud…
The following Monday they ask for me to be considered for a project.
Only *I* had heard the song.
The day before that, I’d phoned my managers and said “We need to collaborate with a dance label” for something I’m working on…
They suggest a company….
The next day…
the Head of that company arrives and is staying at the same resort as me and my family.
Same place. Less than a minute’s walk away….
Never met him before.
Lovely fella.
If that’s coincidence, they’re pretty big coincidences.
And it happens. All the time.
More and more as I get older.
At what point does “mad” become
“ a noticeable pattern”?
You got any coincidence stories?
Namaste FFS,
Small p Bob x
Hail Keanu,
I think these photos are from ’96.
I’d been out all night and went straight to the shoot from a club; Browns.
It was my first time meeting photographer Julian Broad, who I love.
The gentlest of gentlemen.
We’ve done countless shoots since this one.
I don’t remember what the shoot was for.
And by the looks of it, my willy doesn’t know what it’s for either.
We all like to think,
“Back in the day I could go from the club to work…”
I couldn’t then.
I couldn’t now.
But I did.
I’m not a fan of how I look.
I don’t like what I see in the mirror… or in photos.
But I can see I’m not ugly here.
In fact… I think I look quite handsome.
That’s a strange thing to admit.
I’m not fishing for compliments either, I’m just sharing.
Thank you for your writing ideas. I’ve started something… It’s quite long.
(Fill in with your own willy joke.)
Stay tuned….
Namaste FFS
📸 @julian_broad_studio
Hail Keanu
I’ve got nothing to write about.
But I want to.
This is me writing about having nothing to write about.
So far, so on brand.
If you’ve ever had nothing to say, you’ll know…
it’s quite loud.
Silence, but with thoughts.
Thoughts, but with no structure.
Structure, but no point.
Maybe you don’t run out of things to say.
just maybe you run out of things you’re willing to admit.
Maybe this is the thing.
The absence.
The gap.
The bit before something arrives.
Or maybe I’m just avoiding something
by pretending this is profound.
If there’s anything you’d like me to write about?
leave it below
I will read it.
I may even understand it.
Namaste FFS,
Rob x
@hopeium
I’ve come up with some new pub names.
Add yours in the comments; if they’re good, I’ll pretend I thought of them and do a follow-up video.
With special thanks to my mother-in-law Gwen for being my assistant.
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Hail Keanu
Wait.
That’s not me feeling jealous of an event I wouldn’t have wanted to attend… is it?
Watching the Oscars, a few things struck me.
I’m sat there ticking off a mental checklist of whom I’m allowing to have success, to be celebrated - and who I’m not.
It’s the committee in my head again.
Tonight it’s called: “Club – Things I’m Not Allowing to Happen.”
Sometimes I think:
‘It wont do for me to be successful. You have to NOT be’
I don’t like this about myself, of course.
Has the reverence we once had for the Oscars died? I think so.
Its always made me feel small.
It’s the biggest cultural event that ranks creative people in front of the whole world.
And no matter how big my career has been or is, I always come away feeling like an unpaid extra in a film I wasn’t cast in.
‘Resentment: The Musical.’
It’s so weird. I’m not even in that industry, and I don’t feel that way about the Grammys or the BRITs.
So what gives?
If I think why:
The Oscars is somehow the temple of entertainment… the pinnacle.
Film has carried a kind of mystical prestige.
I’m not, and haven’t been, in the room.
And here’s what’s more bizarre.
I don’t want to go.
I get anxiety just thinking about it. When my song for Better Man didn’t get nominated, I felt relief.
So why doesn’t that tally with my self-worth when the damn thing is on?
Maybe I resent the myth of greatness?
Maybe I resent its broken promise?
Like when you realise it’s not actually fun to stay at the YMCA.
But now that I see its power diminish, it makes me feel sad.
We were kings once: the people on screen AND the audience.
We’re something else now.
As one of the winners said,
“Art has the power to change the world.”
I winced.
If it does, it’s taking its sweet fucking time.
Then I remembered - I’m Robbie Williams, and none of this was supposed to happen to someone like me.
Art changed my world.
And if it doesn’t actually change the world with a big C,
it helps you survive it.
Namaste FFS,
Rob x
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Hail Keanu
50 Cent’s Diddy doc got me thinking: what would be my top 10 musical artists I wouldn’t want beef with? Dead or Alive?
I’ve met 50 Cent three times.
He was full of charisma and a gent. I’m a big fan.
But I’d put him at -
Number 1… 50 Cent
Unrelenting. Dangerous with both a pen and a deal from Netflix.
Number 2… Diddy
See the documentary.
3. Phil Spector
Literal murderer.
A wall of sound and then silence.
4. Frank Sinatra
Mob-adjacent.
5. MC Hammer
I’m serious. Do your research. Or your MC Search.
6.90’s indie band The Farm
I just imagined them in balaclavas outside the house…Sinister.
You can’t do that with all bands. Hanson or Blur, for example.
And if you beef with them, you beef with Liverpool… and no one wants that. I’d take Detroit over Liverpool.
7. Wu-Tang Clan
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
The end.
8. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift aint nothin’ to fuck with.
9. Beyoncé
I won my fantasy football league last year and thanked Beyoncé… just in case.
10. James Hetfield – Metallica
He’s like rock’s Thanos.
Shout out to NWA, Maxim from The Prodigy, Richard Hawley (Hands like Tortoise shells * ™ -Jon McClure), Enya - I mean what’s she doing alone in that castle?! I bet she could summon mist over a battlefield. Lethal Bizzle, Stormzy, Bonehead, Goldie, The Bee Gees *when they lived in Manchester* and of course; Keith Duffy.
I will add and subtract from this list over time. But this is where I’m at…
Who would you not want to beef with from Music?
Namaste FFS,
Bobby Billions.
Hail Keanu… So, only one member per boyband.1990 onwards… Put together the greatest boyband ever: five members.
Who are you picking?
Namaste, FFS.
PS. Thom from The Lottery Winners came up with the words on our bums in today’s iNkLiNg x
The view of our sparkling 25-metre pool, with the endless blue sea beyond – for Robbie Williams, it’s immediately clear: this would be his perfect stage. 🛳️
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Hail Keanu
Remembering something embarrassing from years ago won the last round with 57%.
I said something embarrassing at a social event the other night.
I so badly want to phone the person I said it to and explain myself.
But I think I’d make it worse.
So, here in my head is where it’ll stay until 2047.
And I will revisit it every three months or so at 2:15 a.m.
2047, if I’m lucky enough to be around that long, of course.
Next round in the Mundanity Fuckery Cup:
1. Forgetting why you came into a room
vs.
2. Figuring out what to eat?
Vote with 1 or 2 below….
Namaste, FFS.
Bobby Billions.
HAIL KEANU… Been making a bunch of T-Shirt ideas the last few days… this ‘Madeline’ one references a track from Lily Allen’s new album.
It’s been out a couple of weeks now and I think about it every day….
I honestly can’t remember the last time an album stole my thoughts like this.
It’s like Black Mirror meets Smash Hits.
And by that I mean; it’s insanely good, unsettling, and might have just predicted the next 5 years of pop culture.
The results are in for the last round of the CSC:
Pedestrian Crossing Button took it with 65%!
I’m so glad it’s not just me.
Next round in the FFS Mundanity Cup:
1 – Forgetting someone’s name you should know
vs
2 – Out of nowhere, remembering something embarrassing you did. Years ago.
Vote below. 1 or 2.
Namaste FFS
x
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If BRITPOP is the album I would have made, then THIS would have been the TV show…. now a (virtual) reality.
Thank you @charlielightening for making it happen… RW x
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Hail Keanu,
The other day, Ayda and I were called into a parent-teacher meeting to talk about Charlie’s schoolwork.
He’s been rushing. Not concentrating.
The lovely teacher said, “For example, we gave them an assignment about bison the other day.”
And as the word bison left her mouth, my mind wandered… to Yellowstone.
I started thinking about how those bison used to migrate a thousand miles, until people claimed land and fenced it off.
And now, with the fences gone, they’ve gone straight back to their centuries-old routes.
Then I wondered: how did they know?
What did they think when the fences went up?
Were they sad? Did it cause anxiety?
Then I started guessing how much they weigh, how tall they are and before I knew it, I was picturing a herd of majestic bison roaming the plains, wondering what they must be thinking.
That’s when I realised the conversation between Ayda and the teacher was still going…
and I’d checked out for two full minutes.
I’m 51. He’s 10.
How’s he supposed to concentrate when I never have?
So… the Comment Section Cup is back.
“Needing a wee while going back to bed” won the first round.
Next round:
1️⃣ The toilet roll gets down to the last square and you’re the one who replaces it
vs
2️⃣ Touching a pedestrian-crossing button (germs)
Which one do you least want to experience?
Namaste, Rob ❤️ FFS
Hail Keanu,
I had a lovely afternoon with my eldest, Teddy.
At her school, one of the teams had reached a final, so I went to pick her up and stayed to watch the game.
All her friends were there.
I leaned over and whispered,
“’Aren’t you glad I wore my Cool Dad clothes?”
(I’d picked an outfit I knew would make her happy.)
She nodded. “Yes, because I was nervous all day.”
Surprised, I asked, “Nervous about what, babe?”
Still staring straight ahead, brow furrowed, she said:
“Because I thought you might wear shorts.”
Confused, I asked, “What’s wrong with shorts, Bab?”
Without looking up, she hit me with:
“Your hairy legs.”
Three nights later, Coco shaved my arms,
Charlie mauled my right leg,
and Teddy sheared my left.
My body has had a haircut.
Now then…
Let’s have a little Comment Section Cup, shall we?
To kick it off — two titans of For F***’s Sake:
1️⃣ Your body wakes you up for a pee in the morning,
but you’re too tired to go.
OR
2️⃣ You’ve just been for a pee,
you’re back in bed, eyes closing…
and you suddenly need to go again.
Write 1 or 2 below 👇
Namaste, FFS.
Charlie …You are growing into the most magical young man, full of joy and a sense of adventure. Watching you explore the world and find your path is a beautiful thing to watch. We love you more than words can express. HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY…May this be your best year yet!!! Love, us ❤️❤️xx #birthdayboy #happybirthday #11
Hail Keanu.
I haven’t been doing many InkLiNgs recently - I’ve been on tour.
But now I’ve got a bit of time to fanny about, I’m back at it.
Here’s one I did the other day.
Depending on your mood, it’s either funny or sad.
Or, like most things, probably a bit of both.
Truth is, I do believe in myself now. I have for a while.
I truly hope you do too.
Or at the very least, that you’re getting there.
Anyway… remember the Comment Section Cup?
Let’s bring it back.
This round’s theme:
“The Most Annoying Mundane Task.”
The most mundane of the mundanities.
Like:
- That pee that wakes you up, but you’re too tired to go.
- Brushing your teeth (again).
- Remembering 12 passwords, and which one has the capital & the special character.
- Waiting for a two-factor code… on a different device… in a different room.
- Being stuck in a group chat you never asked to join.
Now it’s over to you.
What’s your entry?
Pop it in the comments below and I’ll pick the best to go head-to-head in the next “Comment Section Cup™.”
Namaste FFS,
RW x
I’ve come up with some new pub names.
Add yours in the comments; if they’re good, I’ll pretend I thought of them and do a follow-up video.
With special thanks to my mother-in-law Gwen for being my assistant.
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Robbie Williams
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Robbie Williams
18 марта 2026
I’m so proud of my collaboration with @cancerchicksau. I designed this scarf to be worn in solidarity with everyone navigating cancer or chronic illness. FUCC IT! Wear it loud and proud and let love be your energy. Never stop believing in yourself. #fuccit #cancerchicks #giveafucc #togetherstronger AWx 💕
https://www.cancerchicks.org.au/product-page/ayda-field-williams-silk-scarf
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Robbie Williams
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Robbie Williams
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Steve Bracknall meets Robbie Williams 🤝
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